Well here we are, our first two-week-turnaround paper, and aside from a couple of typos (one on the front page, naming the Heartland page numbers...ouch...) we're good to go! A two-week turnaround, as we call it, is getting to be like our three-week papers were...easier to do each time. And so, we'll continue the every-two-week paper until one of two things happen: We decide we don't like it, or we decide that maybe, JUST MAYBE, the time has come for Disclosure to change format...and go to a weekly. If we do that, we'll have a few changes, including pricing on the cover as well as subscriptions. We'll likely remain on a tabloid size, since it's easier for our vendors. Or....we'll do what we were thinking about doing three years ago and splitting north and south, with two papers. Whatever the case, we want to make YOU happy...and judging by response to the last issue, we sure did to it with that one. Now, we're here to tell you about this one....with THIS ISSUE'S PRINT HEADLINES. Print headlines are what we produce every issue so you can see what the print version has in it; as well, it links over to our e-Edition, which is how you can read the whole paper online if you so desire. Print headlines are presented by dateline first (the county or town of the coverage area where the material in the article took place), followed by a headline link, and a brief synopsis in our own snarky Disclosure style. They are segmented out by Front page, Back page (second front page), Pages 2 and 3, Features if any, then Egypt, Heartland and Central, and finally Op-Ed.

And now, without any further ado, here's THIS ISSUE'S PRINT HEADLINES.

PAGE 1

RICHLAND CO.--OP issued as child abuse alleged: In one of the most bizarre--and yet, most Richland County--articles we've produced in a while, here we have a guy who's trying to expose the fact that a late-20s-something is living with and presumably having relations with a 15 year old, known commonly in the state of Illinois as Criminal Sexual Abuse (statutory rape)...and instead of something being done, he gets slapped with an OP by the girl's mother. You gotta read it to believe it.

HARRISBURG--ILEAS SWAT training in Saline County: In an article that actually appears on page 13 in full color, there's been a lot of training going on in the area. Are they gearing up for something...or are they just having to use it or lose it on grant money? Read and see.

WAYNE CO.--Sheriff, deputy subject of suit: This is a late breaking story that came to us literally on deadline and after the courthouse was closed. Just when you thought things had calmed down pretty much in Wayne County, up pops something from a year ago that's landed the sheriff and a deputy in hot water. Call Sonny McCulley, boyz, and ask what he'd do.

Yep. This is a nekkid boob shot. We just edited out the boobs. Well, the appendages. The REAL boob is shown right here.

MARION--Badge bunny sued over death of motorcyclist: Print coverage of the story we brought to you during production week about infamous Brittany Badge Bunny Lane being sued by the widow of the man who died in a Brittster-related collision last fall. This is the full report over what you got online, so don't miss this; it'll set the stage for everything to come.

SALINE CO.--OPs fly in Anna Bixby-related case: This was one we didn't expect to see when we went courthouse crawling in Saline, but it was too interesting to not produce....and there were a lot of people who had a lot of questions about it. Hopefully, in this article, we've cleared those up.

BACK PAGE

WHITE CO.--Personal attacks continue against man who shot dog: The follow up to last issue's big front-pager about the misdirection a dumb 20-something put the public through about her pit bull being shot...and in this issue, you get to see the distraction techniques she engages in until she was called out on it.

GALLATIN CO.--More input into Downen perks at IDOC: We had a lot of people wondering if the information we produced in the May-June issue on Bobby Downen was all there was to the story. It wasn't; here's some more.

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WILLIAMSON CO.--Bradley loses law license for two years: Recap, for our print readers, of what happened about two weeks ago with Josh Bradley, Marion attorney who's been badbadbad with peoples' cases and money.

JASPER CO.--Geier probate: Son takes custody of brother: In the third installment of what's been going on in the probate case of Don Geier since his untimely death at the hands of a man whose wife Geier was boinking, Geier's boys get together to take care of business.

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GALLATIN CO.--Unlawful consumption and dismissed deceptive practice: Not a lot of news coming out of Gallatin this month, so we decided to put what we had on the bottom of page 3, under all that kaka about the OP in Richland County.

FEATURE

Disclosure’s correspondent Becky Grimes in Marion was allowed to ride the rails in order to take effective photos showing the different aspects of RailRoad Safety Enforcement in Marion on Wednesday, June 17.

Railroad Safety Enforcement, Williamson Co.: Neat little feature on the day in June (the 17th) when there was a detail conducted by local law enforcement to ensure railroad crossing safety in Marion.

EGYPT

HARDIN CO.--Hardin's Williams clan continues to feud: A timely situation, given the massive pill bust going on in Hardin County Wednesday, July 1, about the Williams clan and the infighting that goes on when possible inbreeding is going on.

The lovely Daydra Waide, clothed. She's gonna gripe about this. Watch.

SALINE CO.--Cocaine convict jailed after allegedly threatening to show nude photos to woman's family, husband: Listen. If you take nekkid pics of yourself and send them to someone, those don't come with an automatic warning about "not using them for any purpose other than fwapping." However, our Illinois legislators, in their infinite wisdom, somehow protected the Marching Morons who insist on taking pics of their parts and sending them around to every Tom, Dick & Harry...or in this case, James. Who's the one who's in trouble. Personally, we believe that if you take pics of yourself naked and send them to other people, you should be charged with trafficking porn. Period.

SALINE CO.--Drug felon charged with sexual assault of a child: The beginning of the Saline County moron...I mean, crim roundup.

SALINE CO.--Date set by AG's office for removal of accused from Anna Bixby board: In month three of the Anna Bixby saga, the attorney general's office is looking to get the Wingo/Eichorn combine off the board. Will they go, or will they have to be forced?

SALINE CO.--Saline County misdemeanors include repeat offenders and a guy up from Cave: A cute little misdemeanor story out of Saline, which we've started to pick up now since it looks like the "local" daily paper isn't interested in covering misdemeanors anymore...and really, it could fold any day now. Should we do a weekly in Harrisburg? Possibly. We'll keep you posted.

GALLATIN CO.--No-Contact Orders granted on behalf of cats and dogs: While we're the world's biggest proponents of animals being cared for properly and treated with love, this one...is a little over the top.

SALINE CO.--Police report says couple who battered each other were arguing over Xanax: Of course they did.

HARDIN CO.--Mixed bag with lots of names in Hardin crim report: Tara's been busy. Sort of. This is a hodgepodge of information, mainly because that's what her filings look like: Hodgepodge.

SALINE CO.--Repeat offenders, dopers and bad get-away drivers featured in traffic news: Can you believe there's a guy in this issue who was charged with roughly the same thing as he was in the last issue?? Only in Harrisburg...

SALINE CO.--Saline County miscreant surfaces as suspected thief at Harrisburg Walmart: Crimes against property report in Saline.

HARDIN CO.--Rosiclare man charged with sexual exploitation of a child: Now THIS one will be a challenge for Tara Wallace. Expect her to call in reinforcements from another county to manage this one.

SALINE CO.--Methamphetamine felon with brass knuckles kicks off Saline County violence report: Drug crim roundup in Saline County

HEARTLAND

Jerad B. Gale

CHAMPAIGN CO. via WAYNE CO.--Forced anal sex, strangulation with bodily harm, alleged against 2014's "officer of the Year"--Multiple charges span two counties, Champaign and Piatt; cop from Wayne Co.: This horrific story underscores one big thing: There are more and more deviants and perverts being attracted to the police profession in recent years, and small towns to big cities, no where is safe. And frankly, we're pretty sick of it.

CRAWFORD CO.--Homeless sex offender among 11 snagged in misdemeanor crim report: Harry Oliver. AGAIN. And again and again and again. WHEN will something be done???

JASPER CO.--Disturbing the dead in Jasper County, by way of farming: We love stories like this. Because you have to wonder: Did Farmer John KNOW he was roughing up gravesites with his massive disker, or did he just run willynilly over them in an effort to get that ONE MORE ACRE of soybeans??

Crazy Jan. She lost. Nobody won. Except maybe some attorneys.

COOK CO. via EDGAR CO.--Disturbed woman's frivolous suit dismissed: In a hilarious and unexpected turn of events, Crazy Jan Burno's nutty lawsuit in which she was endeavoring to prove it was US "harassing" her on topix has been tossed out of Cook County court. All that money spent for nothing, FatJan. Listen...if we wanted to harass you, why would we go on topix where there are ONES of readers: you, Susan Feldhake and Roy Finley? We'll just stay here, where today, we got roughly 25,000 views. Yep. Don't choke on that spoon that you had in DuaMe's dark, dank recesses. We know how you like that kinda stuff.

CRAWFORD CO.--Refusing to divide precincts per state law?: An interesting little piece we learned is going on in Crawford County,where, it appears, there's a growing watchdog movement.

CRAWFORD CO.--Obstruction charged in shooting case: This is one strange little story out of Crawford. It's convoluted and you'll just have to read it to understand.

JASPER CO.--Husband charged with going off because wife didn't give him enough drinking money: Yeah, don't MOST wives give their husbands all kinds of money to piss away at the local watering holes? This one didn't.

CENTRAL

CLAY CO.--Special prosecutor appointed to examine alleged disorderly conduct by deputy clerk: Ongoing developments in the situation with former Clay County deputy's ex, Carrie Goldstein, current deputy circuit clerk. Personally, we think this is a wasted effort. Read the story and you'll see why.

Jason B. Irvin

HAMILTON CO.--McLeansboro women charged with burglary: Whodathunk that Jason Irvin might've been tied up with the skankiness of the likes of Paula Strantz? And yet...here we are.

RICHLAND CO.--Woman with meth lets dog damage car: Now. We've heard of a lot of different types of criminal damage to property. But it takes a special kind of alleged meth head to come up with letting her DOG do the damage.

OLNEY--Where is workman's comp case involving former Olney mayor Tom Fehrenbacher?: Did you know that former mayor Tom is under the gun by the Workmen's Comp division of Illinois insurance? Yup. It's a big case...so big that some of the proceedings had to be moved to Effingham instead of held in Olney...not because of size, but because of the adverse influence of people like David Hyde. Even state-level boys know how corrupt things are in Richland.

Flavius Earp

RICHLAND CO.--Earp sued for legal fee non-payment to Racklin after retaining high-priced Drew: Note to Flavoflav: In order to establish credibility within the court system, pay off your first attorney before retaining another. At least make efforts to make payments. Because we can tell you...word gets around when you welch. I mean, hell, break into some places in Olney and make some money for Clark and Hurn. Not like you haven't done it before...right?

CLAY CO.--Creditors collect in Clay; big names on the docket: The civil court docket roundup in Clay...and it's composed of some interesting material.

WHITE CO.--Enfield meth-head charged with Burglary: The sad sad story of Scott South, for those who read only the print version.

WABASH CO.--Mt. Carmel meth felon facing drug charge: Not a lot of BIG news out of Wabash this issue like there was last issue...but what we do have is really interesting. Now if Cassandra would just do something meaningful with these crims.

WHITE CO.--Eldorado doper busted for cooking meth in White Co.: This guy didn't have a whole lot of luck in Saline County. Why on earth he would think he'd fare better in White, with the prosecutor and judges they have there, is beyond human comprehension.

HAMILTON CO.--Mt. Vernon man charged with raping family member: A sick story out of Hamilton that you just have to read to believe. And even then, you might now.

RICHLAND CO.--Drunk Lawrence woman arrested in Richland: A lil bit of crossover this month, with a Lawrence chick inebriated and in one of our home counties, Richland.

WABASH CO.--Albion man gets conditional discharge after hitting girlfriend in the mouth: And yet another crim crossover, this one an Edwards guy over in Wabash.

LAWRENCE CO.--Serial criminal continues to cost taxpayer: General crim roundup for Lawrence.

LAWRENCE CO.--More violence reported in Lawrence County: The crimes against persons report out of Lawrence.

LAWRENCE CO.--Not all charges charged following drug arrest: The general dope roundup out of Lawrence.

OP-ED

SURLY & UNCOOPERATIVE (Jack): Fed up with braindead Marchers and their ilk
ICY (Ang): Get offended about something real for once
MINKUS INK (Bubba): Bubba gets irritated at the trans-ness of it all
TECH TALK (Chris): Dear PC-ers: Welcome to the Swine Generation

And that's it...Check on us frequently as we move on into our important trial season with every-other-week papers...it's going to get real exciting here, and you don't want to miss a moment of it!