Well, only a few days late with this; we've been super busy tracking down a couple of things that will be front page on the next issue, both of them in SoCos (South Counties, for those who aren't familiar with our jargon) and it's consumed all our time...we guarantee you won't be disappointed in it. In fact, it's a continuation of something we began last year long about October...and it may continue on into this October if everything stays true to form.
But let's talk about THIS amazing issue.
The one on stands now is the June Special Edition; we call it the special edition because when we have two papers in a 30-day period, generally the first one is a Special Edition. And that's what this is; with a second June issue coming around on June 22, this one is "special" and you'd better get out and get one, because even though we bumped up the press run on this one, it looks like it's going to sell out in most locations just like the May issue did...and you don't want to miss this one.
In this e-Edition presentation (which is easy to access through Print Headlines, as each headline is a direct link to the e-Edition article), we are including e-Edition Xtra. Ordinarily a separate feature, we've got so much going on that we decided to combine it with the regular e-Edition, so if you're an online member, you get to read the e-Edition Xtras in with the rest of the material...we just overwrote, which happens frequently, but YOU benefit when we do!!
In an effort to assist you in determining whether you want to read this issue, we present every issue Print Headlines, which is our offering of a preview of what's in the current pages. Print Headlines are presented by how articles appear in the paper - Front Page, Back Page (a second front page), Pages 2 and 3, Features if any (usually on pages 12 and 13), Egypt, Heartland and Central, then Op-Ed. Each print headline is preceded by a dateline (where the material in the article took place) and followed by a brief synopsis in our own snarky Disclosure style. And now, without further ado, we present to you, THIS ISSUE'S PRINT HEADLINES!
FRONT PAGE
![A vehicle used in the Pendleton incident. What, you think we'd give you one of the ISP-at-the-bachelor-party pics for FREE??]()
A vehicle used in the Pendleton incident. What, you think we'd give you one of the ISP-at-the-bachelor-party pics for FREE??
![Jeremy Scharlow. Did he start it all...?]()
Jeremy Scharlow. Did he start it all...?
POPE CO. - Execution of Pope County manhunt questioned: If you're looking for the most comprehensive account of what went down that caused Clint Pendleton to run to Pope County; what happened while he was in Pope County; and what the authorities were really doing while in Pope County...this is the read. You're not going to be disappointed, and guess what...? It's not over. Not by a long shot. Not until ISP explains the photo on the front page and page 12; and not until we get everything we can about Jeremy Scharlow's record as a cop. And if you don't know what we're talking about...hit the headline link and get a Day Pass or a month pass to the e-Edition. It's all explained in this massive article.
![Yep, Mark was right. Them big glasses DON'T make her appear smarter.]()
LAWRENCE CO. - Bank asks for property seizure: Nothing like being a pudgy, hayseed businessman wannabe, whose wife ends up having whored around with his truck-pulling buddy who hasn't always shown the best judgment in his selection of women, and both the pudgy hayseed and his wife get charged...no, can't stop there...now the bank is wanting the sheriff to step in because stuff that's their collateral is disappearing.
![Jason Kasiar, jolly molly]()
SALINE CO. - Friday the 13th not good for adulterer candidate: Jason Kasiar had a bad day on Friday, May 13...he should've seen it coming...but all he could apparently see coming was Jolly Molly. Which was his ultimate downfall. Folks, this is what we have for a selection at the ballot box this fall. No wonder we're the laughingstock of the U.S.
RICHLAND CO. - Venue change DENIED: Case of indicted state police agent Rick White: We've waxed loquacious about Rick White ever since his radio buddy Len Wells has been (ineffectively) trying to cover his rear like cats in a litterbox covering poop. Guess what: It still stinks if it's still there. And it's still there.
BACK PAGE
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FRANKLIN/CLAY COs. - Hospital dumps CEO; more to follow? The follow up story to what's happened with Franklin County Hospital. Will the offensive Herv Davis leave, or will a loophole in his contract allow him to stay on...and subsequently go on wrecking this hospital?
HARDIN CO. - Tax assessor terminated; time sheets in question: Coming to us on deadline, the tax assessor in Hardin County has decided to keep corruption all in the family...allegedly, of course.
RICHLAND CO. - Even dozen hauled in on county drug-related charges: The boyz in brown in Richland County are staying active and nailing the meth makers (alleged, of course)...who's next? Keep up with us...there are lots and lots of people busted every month, and it's a constant non-stop surprise for a lot of folks as to who's rolling on who...
(No pages 2 and 3; they're taken up by the Pendleton coverage...nearly 9,000 words worth)
(Also, no feature; same reason. See what's on pages 12 and 13 by clicking this link.)
EGYPT
![Amy Lane]()
Amy Lane
SALINE CO. - Couple charged with leaving children unattended found with drugs: Are we surprised...? (Xtra!)
HARDIN CO. - Local pain trespasses at Housing Authority: You know....because some people in Hardin County have NOTHING better to do....
SALINE CO. - 15-year-old reports uncle for slapping girlfriend out of her chair: You're just not going to believe this story. If it weren't for the validated police reports, we wouldn't have, either.
SALINE CO. - Rolling drug deal foiled when driver runs stop sign: It never ceases to intrigue us how people who allegedly get out and either do a rolling meth lab or at least a rolling drug deal somehow, miraculously, can never quite remember to obey all traffic control devices... (Xtra!)
![Christie Debose. Wondering if she's any relation to Joe Debose.]()
Christie Debose. Wondering if she's any relation to Joe Debose.
ELDORADO - Eldorado thief confesses to taking ceramic angels, dog food and game system: I think it was the dog food that finally got her to cave...
HARDIN CO. - E'town man accused of stealing water: Back in the day, they just went up to someone's well, and dipped a bucket in and took what they could. These days, they defeat the meter...which isn't such a bad idea with a smart meter, since those have a tendency to cause bodily disruptions, like cancer and such...
GALLATIN CO. - Shawneetown woman surfaces long enough to batter another woman, so say police: Not a whole lot coming out of Gallatin County, but what's there is...well, like THIS story (Xtra!)
SALINE CO. - Violent Harrisburg man tangled with cops, gets hogtied: Want to try being hogtied? Be violent around Harrisburg Police Officer Tom Leverett. It'll get ya there every time.
![Raven Smith]()
Raven Smith
SALINE CO. - Mom charged with taking little girls shoplifting: Here's another one that someone just needs to pull up their bootstraps and decide that they need to put her away, because this (alleged) kind of thing simply can't be rehabilitated. It's a sickness.
HARDIN CO. - Nearly hitting a police car will get your drunk driving noticed every time: Do people really DO this...? Apparently, these days, yes indeed.
HARDIN CO. - Slippery Carrie back in custody after absconding: A message to Carrie Atkinson, whose weasly little countenance has graced THIS EXACT SAME SPOT in more newspapers over the past few months than I care to think about: Give it up, girlfriend. Nobody's going to give you a break; not JT, not Tara, not us. Just go to DOC and think about it for awhile.
GALLATIN CO. - New Haven man sentenced after beating up squad car: Of all things he could've allegedly chosen to beat up, I guess it's best that it was an inanimate object. Of course, he couldn't chosen something that wasn't "government-supported"....
SALINE CO. - Grand jury indicts 16 suspected drug dealers on 26 counts, more expected: The expanded version of the big Grand Jury doings back on May 17; there are two of the three who hadn't been picked up at the time featured in this article.
SALINE CO. - Trio facing felonies after cops say they terrorized three women in a trailer: Part 1 of the saga that emerged the weekend Clint Pendleton was on the run. The Three Stooges here decided they'd allegedly take off after three women in a trailer in 'rado. Apparently they weren't paying attention to the news, and knew nothing of Pendleton's "at large" status...elsewise they might not've been standing (allegedly) behind this trailer, in full view of the locals, bearing weapons...(and btw...there's a part 2 to this story, as unreal as it is. And the part 2 has to do with a vocal Jason Kasiar supporter. Makes you wonder why she's so vocal...)
![She tellin it like it iz, folks....]()
She tellin it like it iz, folks....
SALINE CO. - Late night cemetery cruise ends with meth, pot and pill charges: Part 2 - But...but..."Ah gayve heeyum uh NORMUL lahf!! An he went awff an took up with these LOOOOZERS!!" Right, Monica...and the part you forgot to type in was what's featured in this article, the little cemetery jaunt where your bf was passed out and you were...well, we'll just let y'all read it.
GALLATIN CO. - Mother charged with interfering with father's visitation; and then there's the drinking and driving: And aren't we all glad that it didn't all happen with the same people, at the same time.
HEARTLAND
![Just what is "Camie" short for...?]()
Just what is "Camie" short for...?
MARSHALL - Private cemetery association being funded by public funds - improperly: On the average, here are 11 layers of government to which we're paying taxes in Illinois at any given time. Imagine our surprise when we learned about this cemetery association in Marshall. Which is to say, we had NONE.
CRAWFORD CO. - Marathon Refinery, other private businesses, sued over death allegedly by exposure to benzene: While we respect peoples' rights to file and have their cases heard, no matter what the case...we just don't see the blithe overlooking of what causes cancer to prompt prices at the pump to go up, you know...? I mean, what's Relay for Life for, anyway...?
CRAWFORD CO. - Cops looking for cut of suspected drug dealer's financial pie: I mean, really...don't they always...?
CRAWFORD CO. - Public looking for square deal for Oblong felon: Folks...we're serious, as are you who've expressed concern: this guy needs locked up.
CRAWFORD CO. - Another weed-man sprouts in Robinson: We're pretty sure he's just waiting for it to be decriminalized. But, in the meantime...IT'S ILLEGAL.
CRAWFORD CO. - Guns and drugs land Hoosier man behind bars: In Crawford County, Indiana people come across the state lines to allegedly commit crimes....(Xtra!)
JASPER CO. - Newton heroin convict gets shot at rehab: And we all know how successful rehab is....
CRAWFORD CO. - Charged with neglecting elderly woman: Two things we simply cannot abide by: Abuse of children, and abuse of the elderly.
CRAWFORD CO. - Suspected Palestine drug dealer busted: Hey, P-stine...your plug got pulled. LOL
CRAWFORD CO.: Mefford Street Moody man busted for meth: Well here's his FIRST problem...he's on a skreet named after a local punk cop...
CRAWFORD CO. - Has legal luck run out for Robinson drug felon? It ain't a matter of luck. Just a matter of timing.
CENTRAL
![Daisy Mae, victim of her name, no doubt...]()
Daisy Mae, victim of her name, no doubt...
CLAY CO. - Xenia woman plays kick the cop, goes to jail: Don't let the headline fool you...this contains the follow up to the matter of Daisy Mae Sherman getting hemmed up on a heroin charge up in Will County...and a Will County guy getting hemmed up in Clay County. You can't make this stuff up. And who would WANT to?
RICHLAND CO. - Charged with DUI after minor passenger texts friend: And here's another that carries a lot of material in it...including that very questionable girl from up here in Calhoun who, years ago, shot up a house because of an ex, when she was just 17, if memory serves us correctly...yeah, just read it.
CLAY CO. - Teen accused in armed robbery of Farina man: The rundown of the punk named Matlock who has been a recent feature here on the free side. What will be done with him...?
LAWRENCE CO. - Child sex offender and serial meth felon charged with living near daycare: In Lawrence County, when the low-rent renters rent, they really rent low-rent...and this kind of thing is going to happen under those circumstances.
HAMILTON CO. - McLeansboro arson suspect now facing multiple drug charges: Justin Hood made short work of this cast and crew...we've already had a follow up, but you can read the preceding story right here.
WHITE CO. - Carmi man threatens to blow deputy's brains out: Nothing like asserting your right to freedom of speech by making threats...which is where the line is crossed, although this guy apparently didn't get that.
LAWRENCE CO. - Father n son drug dealing team busted: Hey...at least they're keeping it a family business.
WHITE CO. - Phoenix flames suffused again; pharmacy files suit: Huh. Just when you thought Phoenix had died an ignominious death and Lil Fortner had gone to ground, here comes another lawsuit.
CLAY CO. - Flora woman who claims she lied about domestic battery report has been charged: This gal is gonna be charged one way or the other, so I guess the lesson here is: Don't lie. Also, get electrolysis.
CLAY CO. - Flora man accused of sexual abuse: Yet another sex abuse against a minor case charged in Clay.
WABASH CO. - Two old guys throw down, one cut, both charged: And one of them is...three guesses and the first two don't count...!
WHITE CO. - White County man charged with beating dog to death: And not just any White County man, but one who spent time in prison over the death of his son. Check it out.
LAWRENCE CO. - Old Lawrence guy can't seem to leave the meth alone: Gotta hand it to the old guys...they're keeping the meth dream alive in Lawrence. Oh who am I kidding...about 86 percent of the population in Lawrence is keeping the meth dream alive (Xtra!)
HAMILTON CO. - Broughton felon charged with beating father: Another one that Justin Hood made obsolete right after this issue hit the stands, but give it a read anyway...it's entertaining, I guarantee.
WABASH CO.: Two Dills in a pickle and a Sumner woman with pills popped at MC pharmacy: We couldn't resist the pun. We just couldn't.
HAMILTON CO. - Wayne City woman unlucky in Hamilton: Hey. Most crims are, thanks to the expertise of Justin Hood.
OP-ED
COLUMNS
SURLY & UNCOOPERATIVE (Jack): Knock, knock...Who's there? Me. No it's not...
ICY (Ang): The lexicon of the norms: Disclosure Definitions
GREYGOOSE (Becky): The fox may be crazy...be he's also, at times, inspiring
MINKUS INK (Bubba): Unequal 'protections' in the great bathroom debate
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE (letters) Benton, going down in history as...,Lewd text sent to kids?, Couldn't hold rumors in any longer, All about the broken systems that have broken Illinois